The strangest night ever

So its almost ten in the morning and I have not went to bed yet. so I am going to recap what has happened to me over night, it was 4 in the morning about to go to sleep, a friend calls me, (during this blog I will not mention his name due to I dont want anyone that knows him to question him about it because he asked me to not say anything but its a blog and no one will know anyway). I havent talked to this friend in over 2 months. I pick up and he is crying, My friend drank like a half thing of vodka and smoked alot of pot. At first I am like yea hes messing with me, weirdly he tells me he is beside our old high school in the woods half naked. noww ive seen a prank call video before where this kid tells his friends mom that he is in the woods naked. So im like yea hes messing with me and I tell him to knock it off, but he starts crying louder begging for me to come get him, so im like omg hes being for real. So i get there at 430 or so, and I see his car in the woods I see him sitting by a tree, and he has just boxers on and thats it with his keys in his hand and his phone. So I begin to freak. I get him into my car, and he tells me that his girlfriend of 6 months broke up with him, and I hate to say thats when it hit me that im actually handling everything pretty well, yea im depressed but im not going out getting high and drunk, now I care about my friend dearly, he vomits all inside my car, ( i cleaned it out before I got home), and he is so gone he doesnt remember how to get back home, and I havent been to his house, and I couldnt bring him to mine because my mother is up by than and that would look weird. So i get his phone and go through his contacts and I see a contact labeled mom, She picks up tired, and I didnt know what to say except Hey you dont know me at all but your son has drank alot of vodka and smoked pot, and he called me to help him because he was in the woods and couldnt drive and he was half naked. Now of course his mother thinks its a prank, so I get pissed, and say look mam, its not a effin prank your kid is throwing up all in my car tell me where you live, so I get to there house, which is in harlem not to far away from the school, and his mom is outside, she comes to my car and helps me put him into a shower, he gets out the shower and passes out into his room, his mother thanks me and everything and I leave, i run a stop sign and get pulled over, (no ticket) but the officer gives me a field sobriety test due to my car smelling like alcohol (great right) he lets me go, so I am driving towards home now and guess who calls my friends mother, asking if I could find his wallet, so I drive back up to the school, and Robbie sees my friends car get stolen...yes sucks but I do find his wallet where he was at originally so I call back and tell her his car is stolen and I tell her I am way to tired that she needs to call the police, guess what cop shows up at there house, ahhhh the cop that pulls me over for running a stop sign, they fill out a police report and everything and finally I am like yes I am going home so I leave my mother calls and ask if I can get her a pack of ciggarettes because I told her I was actually coming back from a friends house, so I go to the gas station out in harlem, and well I see my friends car just sitting there, so I call the cops 911 lol, and they come up there and as soon as they get there the guy walks out sees the cops and just falls on the ground ready to be arrested, most people would laugh about this night, but to be honest, its a learning experience. I guess although things right now suck for me, it could be worse. Goodbye